The problem: other people's languages
Really funny article about languages. 
- People want students to learn foreign languages.
 - People want immigrants to learn the national language.
 - People want their home language to be the national language.
 - Minorities are concerned that their languages not disappear.
 - Esperantists want everyone to learn Esperanto.
 - Non-Americans want to learn English.
 - Non-Americans are worried that everyone will learn English.
 - Parents may want to teach their children something besides the national language
 



